EXCUSES GALORE....

Now one may ask why I write on a blog when there are many things that can be considered mentally satisfying, my answer to that is "I don't know" and I really would not want to dwell and contemplate on the intricacies of my though process for what I may consider stimulating.

Now anyway today is a day that I shall be venting out my frustrations on a very interesting program called the Associate Training Program which unfortunately I am a part of. The scope and potential for a program such as this is exponentially great but only if it is managed in the right way. The screening process should be such that only the best of the best get through. They should not aim at quantity; this is definably not some third grade graduation course meant for every Gorge, Bobby and Raju who can shoot words out of their mouth faster than a Tommy; this program was meant to be for the select few who after a through scrubbing should be given the opportunity. This however has not happened and the consequences as such have left the program in a dilapidated state .

The attitudes of some of the people in the course are so unspeakable that sometimes I wonder how they ever got past the Line Manager's interview. This shows through when we try to organise events on college and then find that its either that most of them do not participate in the events and those who do crib about how the events are managed. However when called upon to organise an event the latter party will come up with soem lame excuse which will shame a three year old. The negativity that is in the air is no less than a plague spreading and infecting everyone.

This year against all odds managed to a Fresher's Party for the juniors which although did not happened as planned was a much greater success than was expected for. Now here comes the interesting part, anyone with a good perception of human thinking would make a very natural assumption that all misconceptions that were held earlier about the organising of such events would have subsided and be replaced by optimism for any future events, however this is not the case.

People who I saw over loading their plates with food come up things like, " You know the food last time was not that great, I really didn't enjoy it"; Yeah right slutface , stuff your face anymore any i would have a tough time searching for you under the mound of food that you gobbled.

Then there are the others who come 4 hours late for the party which means that they were 2 hours late for the food and ten crib that there was no food to eat. Hmmm now I wonder if any of those geniuses heard about time management.

Now the next bunch of weirdos who stayed a walking distance from the place and yet cribbed that there was a dearth of transport... now my fellow idiots which college event have you heard of which provides transport???

Oh and how can I ever forget the most shameless of them all who excused themselves form not contributing towards the event by saying that they would not pay since they were not coming... Ok ... Fair enough but guess what the assholes turned up and then had the cheek to come and tell us how lame the whole thing was. Fuck you pussy breath. Who the hell do you think you are???

Now we decide to hold a Farewell for the seniors and people come up with the same old crap. Give me a break freaking buggers. Don't give me shit like "I'm outta cash dude" on the 6th of the month.... What the fuck do you spend it on... dope??? You can buy a shit load of Ganja and i bloody bet you that you still be left with loads of money and the amount we are asking for is a minuscule sum.

About the Planning Committee... I am speechless, we created the committee is that we could organise events which you asked for. Now when you ask us to organise an event we expect you to take part in it nor just sit like a moron in the audience. We wasted a whole load of cash on events which were a failure thanks to no one participating. Now this is the first time where I have seen people who find it degrading to participate in events and possibly win something. I do not understand how this is even possible. All i can say is that it is your loss.

I hope all of you have enjoyed the past 7 months in a state of hibernation where your neuro activity was close to zero.You all seem to have the utmost joy in doing nothing and in the process of doing nothing, gaining nothing. You all seem to be extremely contented with yourselves to an extent where you do not even wish to maybe build on a skill. As I have already said it is your loss alone.