NUMB3ERS

Love is a strange thing, its one of those things which can give your life a fresh breath of air and suffocate you at the same time. Love maybe isn't for me, or maybe I'm just addicted to it... Either way it is not doing me any good.

In the end relationships always boil down to sex and good conversation... Sounds corny but its true ... . I can almost see most of you waving a finger at me and saying "Uhg uh... not me!!!" , buts lets face the facts. In a relationship the 2 most important things are firstly; to be physically attracted to the person and secondly; to be mentally stimulated in the company of the person. Both of these go hand in hand and one without the other just doesn't cut it. If you are mentally aroused by someone's company but not physically attracted to them, you can have an awesome time just talking but then in the end all you are left with is a friend and if its vice versa and you are only physically attracted to that someone and are not mentally stimulated in anyway; you may have some awesome sex but you will have a very shallow relationship which is verging on the bounds of prostitution or maybe you are just a pervert.

I for one decided to look back on all the relationships which I had in the past 3 years, which unlike what most people think, is a really long time and when you seem to have this knack of attraction the mentally unstable from the fairer sex... the relationships can be quite short lived... most of them ending when the girl either decides to kill herself or kill me for not taking her call at 3 am. And this is what I came up with

5 - the number of relationships I've had in the past 3 years

7 - is the number of girls I went out with... now you may be wondering why there are 7 girls and only 5 relationships, simple explanation... 2 of the girls freaked me out so much that I never called them back after the first date.

4 months is how long the longest relationship lasted, quite awhile when you look at it

9 months is the longest I stayed single

3 months is how long my last relationship lasted

and finally 606 hrs 34min and 49 sec is how long I've spoken on the phone for in the past 6 months.

I'm not particularly proud of these numbers and more specifically the last number because that means that I have spent an average of 3hrs 15 min on the phone every single day in the past 6 months. Kinda pathetic...