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FREEDOM is ... An open road, My rusty bike roaring to life And a tank full of fuel... Well I am a little confused and no I am not very creative. Many of the pictures you see up on the blog are mistakes.And a sincere request PLEASE DO NOT STEAL THE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM MY BLOG.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

MATH, MUSIC AND MADNESS... When you all of a sudden try to stuff in a whole year of math in 2 hours I think it is near to impossible to stay sane. Lucky for me, music helps and thanks to a healthy dose of Rock, peppered with Trance and a sprinkling of Hip-hop I managed to cover a lot more than I thought was humanly possible... Hmmm guess someone isn't handing in a blank sheet tomorrow. I just hope I don't bust a fuse anytime soon or everything is going to go kaput.


MY WISH LIST...
If I was ever given a chance to fill my garage with 6 bikes of my choice they will be these...

1)Honda CB750

2)Yamaha RD350

3)Yamaha RX135

4)Yezdi Roadking

5)Suzuki Shogun

Not to forget the Kawasaki "The Widowmaker" Triple

Monday, February 25, 2008

RANDOM SENSE!!!
After all the black and white I decided to add a bit of color too. This picture was taken from the balcony at Dad's office. The contrast in this picture is amazing... The colors are vivid, thank Zeus...the failing light didn't affect the picture quality much...


SWUFT KAAR!!!
Dad finally picked up the car today and I didn't like the color at first but it seems to be slowly growing on me... Had my English exam today and it was pathetic to say the least. I don't think I could have been more bored than I was today. The guys met up at the chai place after college and had an impromptu photo session with Sam's bike.Not to mention the adrenalin flowing through everyone as they all decided to check out how his bike handled after the installation of the snappy looking clip-ons. Have to admit it did steer quicker but I wish he shifted back to the original Zappers, the new rubbers a little too skiddish for my liking. After this I headed for Dad's office so that we could go and pick up our brand new "Swuft Kaar". Hee hee all in all a nice day...

Sunday, February 24, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Today was my sister's birthday, her first away from home, so miss you right now!!!... we also had to take Buddy for his shots today and it was nothing short of an adventure. We even managed to break the weighing scale, thanks to the combined weight of me and Buddy. Tomorrow is the first day of my pre-finals, I've got English and I really don't feel like studying for it. Dozed off twice already and at this rate I don't think I'll be getting anywhere...

Friday, February 22, 2008

So much Fun!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Today was way too awesome... haven't had this much fun in ages.

First was a session in the lab and since neither of us seemed capable of any work we decided to prank people. We switched the monitors for 2 of the systems such that the mouse and keyboard worked for the next system... Then we asked people to figure out what we did. People came up with some real weird explanations which defy logic but none the less were very entertaining. Oh and almost forgot... Mr.Guha tried to do the same but wasn't too successful... Then we were back in class and we decided to finger each other just for the sake of it.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

NUMB3ERS

Love is a strange thing, its one of those things which can give your life a fresh breath of air and suffocate you at the same time. Love maybe isn't for me, or maybe I'm just addicted to it... Either way it is not doing me any good.

In the end relationships always boil down to sex and good conversation... Sounds corny but its true ... . I can almost see most of you waving a finger at me and saying "Uhg uh... not me!!!" , buts lets face the facts. In a relationship the 2 most important things are firstly; to be physically attracted to the person and secondly; to be mentally stimulated in the company of the person. Both of these go hand in hand and one without the other just doesn't cut it. If you are mentally aroused by someone's company but not physically attracted to them, you can have an awesome time just talking but then in the end all you are left with is a friend and if its vice versa and you are only physically attracted to that someone and are not mentally stimulated in anyway; you may have some awesome sex but you will have a very shallow relationship which is verging on the bounds of prostitution or maybe you are just a pervert.

I for one decided to look back on all the relationships which I had in the past 3 years, which unlike what most people think, is a really long time and when you seem to have this knack of attraction the mentally unstable from the fairer sex... the relationships can be quite short lived... most of them ending when the girl either decides to kill herself or kill me for not taking her call at 3 am. And this is what I came up with

5 - the number of relationships I've had in the past 3 years

7 - is the number of girls I went out with... now you may be wondering why there are 7 girls and only 5 relationships, simple explanation... 2 of the girls freaked me out so much that I never called them back after the first date.

4 months is how long the longest relationship lasted, quite awhile when you look at it

9 months is the longest I stayed single

3 months is how long my last relationship lasted

and finally 606 hrs 34min and 49 sec is how long I've spoken on the phone for in the past 6 months.

I'm not particularly proud of these numbers and more specifically the last number because that means that I have spent an average of 3hrs 15 min on the phone every single day in the past 6 months. Kinda pathetic...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I need to stop using the phone so much ... The past few days I've been trying to use it less but i seem to be having withdrawal symptoms. Lets see how keeping my talk time under 2 hours a day goes down. Managed to keep my messaging down to about 20 a day but the calling has not ceased as yet. I think its going to tougher then getting off nicotine.

Monday, February 18, 2008

We are so bloody lost!

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, racism is a belief or ideology that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially to distinguish it as being either superior or inferior to another race or races.

The Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines racism as a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, and that it is also the prejudice based on such a belief.

Now the way I look at it, strictly adhering to the above mentioned definition. Its not the westerners but we Indians who are the most racist of the lot.

The Westerners as you have mentioned did have racial prejudices to the so called dark-skinned people.They were technically superior and therefore felt that the rest of the world was hopelessly inferior to the extent where they needed to be schooled on how to live. This however was more so because of ignorance and to an extent fear.

The ignorance over the next few generations turned into habit and this led to the what we now come to understand as racism.
The years of reform and widespread enlightenment have led to its much wanted demise however the effect was not total. When they say old habits die hard, they should have added racism to the list. However the "white man" now is so scared to even utter something that may vaguely be thought of a racial slur that he would rather say nothing rather than be persecuted in a court of law.

The Indian on the other hand is so used to racial persecution that they have positively forgotten what might amount to racism. Almost everything we as Indians say to describe a person can be considered racial. For example we feel all Marwadis are tight fisted money mongers and pretty openly
accuse them of being cheap. Now this a blatant display of racism and no less. We thing all Biharis are mannerless cow herders , again racism. We think all Sardars are dumb, racism yet again.

The "white man" atleast makes an effort to move away from stereotypes and treat everyone with respect. They make such a huge effort to eradicate racism that they will got to an extent of alienating an entire country. But what about us as Indians, where do we stand on stereotypes, when will we make an effort to a united India and not have a North-South divide, when will we learn to treat someone with respect regardless of their cast or gender. When will we set aside our cultural and religious beliefs so that we can at the least begin to make an effort. I hope that its sooner than later.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

COVERING BASES!!!

I seem to have been born lucky , well lucky in most aspects but slowly I'm beginning to think that many times its just more than luck. Suffering from the "Sunny disposition" syndrome or SDS just makes you feel overly optimistic about things even when stuff seems to be heading to obvious disaster. Too much of a good thing is bad and the same goes for optimism... People tend to see you as being cocky and over confident which is never a good thing.

Off late I've been learning to cover my bases with a foot planted down flat. Call it being over cautious but it seems to be working fabulously for me. The tendency for people to bluff their way through gets a lot tougher when you are aware of things that go on around you. I've come up with classifications for the types of people who try to convince you that they are being truthful while they are trying to get you to do work for them

i) The Loafer
ii) The Dumb
iii) The really dumb
iv) The Highly proficient
v) The "He/She said so"

My favorite of all of these is undoubtedly the last one mainly because they get caught while telling you their story which although may be the truth. They always want to push away the responsibility of action away from themselves so they bring in a scape goat of sorts to take the fall. However this plan is flawed when the scape goat happens to be a common friend

I had one of these "He/She said so" types call me at 2 in the morning( which by the way is an awesomely unearthly hour to call) and the best part is that they actually asked me if I was sleeping when they called... Hmm interesting ... 2 am ... go figure .. Of course i wasn't sleeping, I was chewing off my toenails due to the lack of a nail cutter ... What the hell ??? Obviously I was sleeping genius.

The genius of a person who called me wanted certain tell tale pictures of their's to be removed from an online album of mine because they didn't want precious mommy and daddy to see what their precious baby was up to when they were out in the "real" world. Now I so happened to know that the pictures they were referring to were pretty specific in nature. There were certain things that they said that did not match up. They were too vague in the beginning and then out of nowhere came intricate facts, I smelled something fishy.

I decided to dig a little deeper and sent them the following message...
"I would like to know which pictures
people find offensive and also if possible
the names of the people who find them
offensive. I will change the privacy options
only for those particular pictures. Until I
receive such notice the album will remain
unchanged"


Now comes the interesting part, as I had hoped for they came up with the "he/she said so" story which I unfortunately cross checked and unluckily for them the "he/she" denied ever having said anything about the pictures. In fact the "he/she" felt that the pictures were real nice. Hee hee gotcha suckers.

Its always good to cover your bases especially when you are thinking about lying. Not that I condone lying but while you are at it you might as well be good at it.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Sunday, February 10, 2008

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Rape me, Ride me , Kill me ....


Haven' t posted for a week now, been way too busy ... accusations flying , deadlines to be met, a showdown of words and a whole pile of mess to deal with and that is only half the story. The farewell to be held on Thursday with nothing concrete in place, frustration at its best. No cash, and absolutely no ideas on how to make cash made me for the first time feel that I may fail at something after all.

I had a bad week and my temper was flaring, letting off steam, shouting at the inconsiderate and cribbing about the whole thing to Armi were more or less routine. The Farewell to be held had a change of venue more times then my fingers allowed for counting. Everyone wanted a share in the organising and when they say too many cooks spoil the broth ; they weren't kidding.

Monday - We were pretty sure about everything until I get a call at 2am, the place wasn't booked as yet; what the fuck???? I was told it was all done and all we had to do was pay them the advance, the 2 brilliant characters who took charge of booking the place weren't even talking to the right people as we later found out. A barrage of phone calls and after careful consideration we decided to go for "Plan-B"

Tuesday - Time for "Plan -B". Now the back up plan was simple, we already had a place in mind which we had booked just in case the first deal fell through. Now what we failed to foresee was the insatiable urge of the female population to crib about everything possible. First crib about the food, which coincidently was some of the best in town, then crib about the transport problem, even though the place was in the center of the city, and then finally crib about the place being too shady fro their taste, when the place is one of the most happening places in town. Well anyway we decided to be a little considerate to their baseless grievances and chucked Plan-B. It was almost Wednesday and we started formulating Plan- C

Wednesday - Plan C, It was Vin's birthday and I decided to put things on hold for awhile. My quiet time. By evening the calls began flowing again and we still didn't have anything on paper. Plan - C as of now was Plan-D and by dinner we were at Plan - G. Thanks to someone or the other having a problem with something or the other. As far as I was concerned they all went to "the School of Lame Excuses" and most probably even graduated with Honors.

Thursday- We were now at Plan - M , which was basically Plan-F with a change in the menu. Well finally we had a Plan in pace but we had no money. Project Get Money was set in play.

Friday - The Second day of Project Get Money and the results were pathetic we were still broke.

Saturday - We decided that if we don't make the requisite amount we will be going ahead with Plan - ?? ( Doesn't even matter anymore ... we just need to have the farewell). The Plan was to reduce the number of people invited and keep our fingers crossed. I needed a break.

Borrowed Tony's bike and went for a ride, scared the shit out of Tony who decided to ride pillion but this seems to be one thing that always clears up my mind, rev the nuts off the engine. The bike handled well and it had brakes :-p ... A good 20 minute speed session helped me cool off and think straight.